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don't fit

Thought for the day- how to be positive when ur'e all sucked !

My shoes don't fit me; My grammar is all wrong.
My shirt has horizontal stripes; My pen is leaking.
My mails are poilitically incorrect.
My impact is null - fi; My nails need a manicure.
To hell with it - I still love myself !

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Atticus Finch: atticusfinchhere@gmail.com said…
well a great way of telling ppl that u want to shop n hit the parlour ;)
9:57 pm
ShoutMeLoud said…
My thought " Be yourself".
2:18 pm
JS said…
I know you love yourself coz if you didn't, you couldn't have written this gem. Loved it!
1:35 am
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